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成人笑话|To Give Up the Seat 让座

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Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Well, you've done the right thing, says MommyBut Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.小约翰告诉母亲:早上我和父亲坐公车时,他让我给一位女性让座。好,你做得对。母亲说。但,母亲,我那时正坐在父亲的大腿上。


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